dexter-redrevolver

vinegod:

The Forst Nymph really likes current radio jams.. by Gio Volpe

dexter-redrevolver

thepredatorblog:

chalkandwater:

The Brazilian pygmy gecko (Coleodactylus amazonicus) is so small that raindrops pose a serious threat. Luckily, its body is so light and its skin so hydrophobic that it can shake off any drops that might land on it. It can even walk on water. 

Life (2009)

they go BOING on the leaves and then they go walk on water and stuff

It’s like Jesus…but reptile style..

akreon

akreon:

captainnerdbird:

devinchee:

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

cannedmuffins:

honeyyoumeanhunkules:

erinsuxx:

finally done the story of the “virgin” mary and her immaculate conception for my sequential art final.  very happy with how this came out/that it’s finished.

this is beautiful, good job!

This is actually how I said it probably happened.

I just laughed myself into space

"yea someone ‘came upon you’ but i dont think it was the lord" is the best line ever written in the history of anything

As a Christian, I find this super offensive. Why is it ok to make fun of my religion? Why is such a “tolerant” environment so bent on making fun of Christianity?

To be fair, it’s kinda hard not to. Bible is full of ridiculous, bizarre and silly stories just waiting for us to make fun of. Those are few of my favourites:


Deuteronomy 14:21 (New International Version)
Do not eat anything you find already dead. You may give it to an alien living in any of your towns and he may eat it, or you may sell it to a foreigner…

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Proverbs 21:19 (New Living Translation)
It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining wife.

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Genesis 16:8And he said “Hagar, Sarai’s slave girl, where have you come from and where are you going?” She answered, “I’m running away from Sarai, my mistress.” The angel of the Lord said to her, “Go back to your mistress and submit to ill treatment at her hands.”

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Genesis 19:8

“Look, I have two daughters, virgins both of them. Let me bring them out to you and you could do what you like with them. But do nothing to these men because they have come under the shelter of my roof.”

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Deut. 23:1

No man whose testicles have been crushed or whose organ has been cut off may become a member of the Assembly of God.

…need I go on?